Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
my liver is dry heaving
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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