i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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