you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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