im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Randomize
