she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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