Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Randomize
