big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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