I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
This is the high leading the old right now
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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