guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
