Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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