Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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