are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
