biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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