he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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