Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Randomize
