I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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