I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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