Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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