when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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