i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Randomize
