I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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