just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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