absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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