And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
A bitchslap is in order.
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