I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
His nipple licking is glorious
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