clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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