she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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