i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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