so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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