i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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