it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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