I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
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Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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