it was like his penis was on wheels.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
You can make out without kissing
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