No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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