Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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