i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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