It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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