you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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