Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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