I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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