New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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