Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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