Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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