found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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