My room smells like vodka and shame
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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