i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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