the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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