Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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