My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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