no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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