don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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