If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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