Porn is love you can see.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
farters have to be the big spoon...
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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