We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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