i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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